Today Your Mama was contacted by one of our British readers who linked us over to an article in todays edition of The Sun, one of the UK’s naughtiest and most aggressive tabs owned by media tycoon Rupert Murdoch. The article reports that the Osbournes have SOLD their Beverly Hills mansion to durty songbird Christina Aguilera and her huzband Jordan Bratman.
All news to Your Mama and our extremely well informed contacts who all knew the house was for sale, but none were aware of such a high profile purchase. We remain skeptical of the report.
We can understand shy X-tina chose to sell her Mulholland Estates house and move over to the Hollywood Hills, as she did in 2001 when she bought a house that real people Byron Allen renovated and flipped. But doesn’t it seem a wee bit strange to all the children that Miss Durty, who seem to appreciate her privacy, would pruchase a house crawling with Japanese tourists brought in on buses hoping to catch a glimpse of one of the Osbournes as they slide out of their driveway in one of their pimped out rides?
The Sun also reports that the couple have purchased a new, smaller house on a larger lot in a gated community. Are the Osbournes headed for The Summit? Mulholland Estates? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?