Oh lawhd have sweet mercy children because an unnamed Michael Jackson source is out yakking and spinning to all the press people that the gigantic loan that Fortress Investments holds on Neverland Ranch is being refinanced and the 2,600 acre property* will not be sold at auction on the steps of the Santa Barbara county courthouse on March 19.
Refinanced? Whhaaat? Do we smell that krazee talking Raymone Bain?
We have no doubt that Mister Jackson and his people are furiously spinning their rolodexes and working the phone lines looking for a lender damn fool enough to refinance a $24,000,000 loan secured against a property owned by a man who does not work, has no significant income, and who is leveraged plumb up to the top of his wig. Just who gives those kinds of loans anymore besides someone involved in organized crime? Seriously, who?
Now listen here all you Michael Jackson fans who are goin’ to scream and yell about how the one time King of Pop earns big royalties from his recordings as well as income from his significant stake in the Sony/ATV music publishing catalog: Zip it! We do not want to hear your nonsense. The 25th anniversary release of Thriller isn’t doing as well as hoped and a pop star with proper income does not squat with his three children and that Raymone Bain ladee in the big houses of rich friends or camp out in Las Vegas hotel suites comped by the hotel’s generous owners. Get real.
Here’s the thing children, whether The White Lady is able to get Neverland Ranch refinanced or sold by some other means, it’s clear to anyone with eyeballs to read the writing on the wall, Michael Jackson’s fat lady of real estate has done sung. Long ago.
Now then, Your Mama has done worn our fat fingers to the nubbins the last few days so we’re off to mix a big pitcher of gin and tonics and drink ourself into a stupor while we watch all those lovable freakos on Project Runway. We suggest y’all do the same.
*Some reports say the property spreads over 2,900 acres.