SELLER: Avril Lavigne
LOCATION: Clerendon Road, Beverly Hills, CA
SIZE: 6,864 square feet, 5 bedrooms, 6 bathrooms
DESCRIPTION: Celebrity owned Italian Villa in the prestigious guard gated community of Mulholland Estates. Soaring 2 story foyer open to generously scaled rms. This luxurious home features French doors, hardwood floors, expansive ceilings & a gourmet kitchen w2/ every conceivable amenity. All bedrooms en suite, pool, spa, private north/south tennis court, BBQ, numerous gardens & yard.
YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Oh lawhd children, it’s back like a nasty STD you cain’t get rid of. Your Mama thought this I-talian villa had done been sold off, but alas, Canadian faux punk pop princess Avril “The Spitter” Lavigne has recently put her Mulholland Estates house back on the market for $6,200,000.
According to property records, Miz Lavigne bought this house in July of 2004 for an undisclosed sum of money from Pamela Bowen, the former wife of Paul Stanley of the rock band Kiss. (As an aside, Miz Bowen has her current Bel Air residence on the market for $6,950,000)
Poor, poor Miz Lavigne. She gets so much bad press about her rebellious teenage ‘tude and she can’t seem to unload her former Beverly Hills bachelorette pad.
And then of course there was all that brouhaha about whether Av and her baby rock star huzband Deryck Whibley did or did not buy the former Bel Air home of Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler. They did, but then tried to play the press by pretending they had not, which Your Mama thinks was just a failed and silly attempt at being clever.
Avril doll, we’re annoyed by your juvenile behavior (such as gleefully spitting on photographers) as much as the next gossip, but you should let Your Mama know if you need to speak to the Dr. Cooter about getting you some pills to help you manage all the real estate drama.
Does Your Mama even need to tell the children that the Mulholland Estates neighborhood is the very same guard gated community where heiress Paris Hilton just bought a new house? Also in the ‘hood is Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys, Vanna White, and Charlie Sheen just to name a couple of the resident Hollywood glitterati in Mulholland Estates.