SELLERS: Russell and Kimora Lee Simmons
LOCATION: Saddle River, NJ
PRICE: $19,888,000 (reduced from $23,888,000)
SIZE: 35,000 square feet, 10 bedrooms, 8 full and 3 half bathrooms
DESCRIPTION: This majestic palatial gated Estate is set on four lush landscaped park-like acres is the epitome of grand style living! The European Limestone Manor home features ten bedrooms, eight full and three half baths, approximately 35,000 square feet of timeless beauty, indoor and outdoor swimming pools with waterfalls, caves, Jacuzzi, cabana with bar, his and hers bathrooms, fabulous movie theater with ticket taker, popcorn machine, professional gymnasium, large wine cellar with sit down tasting area, separate catering kitchen, sophisticated security system with cameras and so much more!
YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Children, we are pleased to announce that Russell and Kimora Lee Simmons are selling their uber-palatial monster mansion in Saddle Lakes, New Jersey. Sachel Souschef, one of Your Mama’s readers, kindly tipped us off to this listing, so we would like for all the children to give her a round of applause.
We were going to write a long essay about the high-drama life of these two, their impending dee–vorce, how much we respect Russell and are repelled by Kimora, but we decided these two have been through the gossip mill and seriously, these pictures speak for themselves.
This over-the-top vulgar display of wealth is the prototypical Great Gatsby American Dream. Children there is not a speck of modesty in this home. How do we feel about that and what does that say about our culture?
When we have a bit more time we may come back and peck and feed on the naked and raw ostentation of the house, but for now, we are flabbergasted and speechless.