All the children know that both Your Mama and the Dr. Cooter love us some tawdry reality T.V. However, we do not tune in to The Hills because we find the juvenile cat fighting, faux fashion jobs, and sex tape nonsense a total snooze. Your Mama did not like teenagers when we were a teenager and we like them even less now. Even worse in our big book of judgment is 20-somethings on television acting like teenagers. Ugh. Your Mama would rather baby sit Sister Woman’s insanely loud and migraine inducing children than get our blood pressure worked up by that piece of reality television trash. None the less, Your Mama recognizes that many of the children probably care more about this reality show rich gurl named Lauren Conrad than they do their own family. So…
According to the New York Post‘s Page Six, Little Miss Conrad will be moving out of her two bedroom rental in, well, in the hills of course, and down into the Hollywood flats where she’ll shack up, sans roommate we presume, in a modest but pretty Mediterranean style house.
Your Mama would bet our long bodied bitches Linda and Beverly that the peeved neighbors have already formed a neighborhood coalition to deal with all the vomiting gurls in short sequined dresses and the blinding flashing bulbs from the hordes paparazzi who trail this demi-celebrity and her crew of equally semi-celebrities around.
Your Mama regrets to inform that we were just too lazy and uninterested to sort out the details of the location and features of Miss Conrad’s new crib. We just don’t care enough. However, if any of you kids want to send Your Mama that information, be sure to send us a nicely worded and respectful email. And thanks to Mister Smiley for sending us the link over to to Page Six.
Source: NY Post (photo)