All the children know that Your Mama fetishistically follows the peripatetic movements and real estate transactions of talk show princess Ellen Degeneres and her ladee lover Portia Di Rossi like hirsute he-men follow professional baseball. We just can’t get enough of these two real estate mavens and their near constant buying, selling, renovating and redecorating.
Most of the world knows by now that in December of 2007 Miz D. and Missus dR. coughed up a considerable $29,000,000+ to purchase the newly built Bev Hills mansion of real estate queens Max Mutchnick (co-creator of Will and Grace) and his entertainment attorney man-friend, the unfortunately named Erik Hyman.
Shortly thereafter, the Sapphic sisters purchased the property next door and current records reveal that the ladees paid celebrity real estate agent Jade Mills a whopping $8,500,000 for the 4,580 square foot house with spectacular views over Beverly Hills. Natch, the rumors soon started to fly as to what the gurls planned to do with the house next door.
Now we know. They tore the bitch down.
What remains to be seen is what Miz D. and Missus dR. are going to do with all that extra land. Perhaps a tennis court, something their current house lacks? Maybe a nice park with a gazeebo for star gazing romantic moments? Or maybe she’ll build one of those entertainment pavilions she’s so fond of and had in previous residences? Or maybe, just maybe they’re put in a small stable where Missus Di Rossi can board some of her beloved equine friends?