SELLER: Elliot Sadler
LOCATION: Conway Court, Mooresville, NC
SIZE: 7,037 square feet, 4 bedrooms, 5 full and 2 half bathrooms
DESCRIPTION: Mediterranean influenced estate on an amazing point lot. Exceptional finishes throughout. Outdoor living space includes pool and jacuzzi, 60 inch plasma tv, dining area with built-in grill and fireplace. Boat dock with accommodate a 40 ft. boat. Four car garage.
YOUR MAMAS NOTES: It probably goes without saying that Your Mama knows about as much about car racing as we know about birthing babies, but since we like to cover all our bases with the children of all stripes, this one’s for all you NASCAR fans out there.
Thanks to a talkative tipster we’ll call Racecar Rudy we’ve learned that thirty-something year old NASCAR hot shot Elliot Sadler recently listed his house in Mooresville, NC for sale with an asking price of $4,500,000.
After receiving a communique from Racecar Rudy Your Mama took the internets just to figure out who this Mister Sadler person is. What we learned is that in addition to making a sweet living driving a suped up automobile around a race track at unholy and unsafe speeds, he’s just about to get mahreed to a gal named Amanda who may (or may not) have had a hand in Mister Sadler’s decision to sell off his big ol‘ bachelor pad in The Point, a hoity toity gated development on Lake Norman centered around a Greg Norman designed golf course and home to more NASCAR racers than Your Mama could ever care to name.
Property records show the 1.45 acre lake front parcel was purchased in September of 2005 for $1,362,000 and the 7,067 square foot mansion of no architectural significance was built in 2006. Listing information reveals the race car driver’s residence includes 4 bedrooms an 5 full and 2 half bathrooms.
Other amenities include a great room, a petit dining room with a wish is was baronial style table and chairs and paned windows looking out towards the Lake Norman shoreline. The kitchen looks to Your Mama like it was imported from the 1980s and includes de rigeur stainless steel appliances and three silver leafed stools lifted from the local Applebys.
The main floor, which we’d bet our long bodied bitches Linda and Beverly has a too large impress the guests style foyer, is completed by a media room, a master suite and a family room with a built in bar with three more ass-uglee stools and a Miss Pacman machine, and laundry facilities. The second floor offers three bedrooms and an exercise area.
The Sadler grounds include a long driveway, what appears to be minimal landscaping, garage parking for 4 cars, covered terraces for entertaining and viewing a ridiculously large 60″ plasma boob-toob, a dining area with fireplace and a built-in barbecue for grillin‘ and chillin‘ during the summer months, a swimming pool, spa, and a pier and boat dock large enough to accommodate a 40 foot boat.
Your Mama has a clue or care where Mister Sadler and his new bride will be settling after then nuptials, but we none the less wish them well in their upcoming coupling and a happy new home wherever that may be.