SELLER: Britney Spears / Kevin Federline
LOCATION: 3200 Retreat Court, Malibu
SIZE: 9,130 square feet, 7 bedrooms, 8.5 bathrooms
DESCRIPTION: (NEW) Privacy is paramount at this remarkable 1.53 acre gated estate situated on a serene cul-de-sac in Malibu’s famed Serra Retreat. William Pauli, AIA designed this recently updated 9200 square foot residence with 6 large private bedroom suites, dance/workout room, game room,2 wine storage (refrigerated and unrefrigerated)areas, new recording studio and detached 1 bedroom, 1 bath guest house with great room and kitchen. The master suite features vaulted ceilings, 3 walk-in closets (including a safe room), and abundant storage built-ins. This estate offers endless indoor and outdoor entertainment possibilities with french doors that lead to intimate gathering spaces framed by fireplaces and fountains. Exterior grounds are exceptional and offer the ultimate in both relaxation and recreation featuring a resort style pool with waterfall and grotto, waterslide, swim up refreshment cabana and toddlers wading area. An outdoor dining “room” awaits with professional kitchen, TV and aquarium. A 2 story childrens playhouse (with air conditioning) and lighted sport court complete this incredible offering. Shown only to prequalified buyers.
YOUR MAMAS NOTES: That’s right children, this vagina flashing mommy of two and her soon to be ex-husband, the White Rapper, have finally and officially put their Malibu love shack on the market. We have posted the address of this property because the “lady” of the house has already, famously, moved on to a new home up in the gated Summit Circle area of Beverly Hills and we imagine the White Rapper has scored himself a new pad with his dee–vorce settlement money. Or perhaps he’s moved his sneaker collection back over to the house of his first baby momma, Shar Jackson. Oh dear, did we say that out loud?
Now, for all you children with the inclination to get in your hoopties and drive out to Malee-boo and stake out this house…Your Mama strongly advises against it. First of all, no one famous is living in this house anymore. Secondly if you’re crazy enough to drive out to Malee-boo just to get a look at the front gates of this house, you need some help the likes of which Your Mama can not provide. Seriously. It’s one thing to be looking at these people in magazines and online, but it’s not cool to chase them around in their cars or stand out in front of their houses.
Anyhoo, the listing was given to Kimberley Pfeiffer over at Coldwell Banker who has several very high-end listings in addition to this property. Currently the listing agent is not providing any other photos than what you see above. There have been photos of this house published and blogged before, so we’re not getting crazy about getting them, but we’ll keep our eyes peeled and will certainly request them.
The house is located up in the super exclusive Serra Retreat in Malibu and is tucked back on a small cul–de-sac with just three other homes. They very publicly purchased this property just a few years ago for a reported $7,200,00 and set about customizing it by installing a recording studio and a work/out dance rehearsal room.
It appears these two ar–teests purchased the property through something called the Love Shack Trust. Isn’t that cute? The property records also list several other names and trusts, but Your Mama is guessing those are the names of lawyers and business managers.
Your Mama does not have a lot of appreciation for the pop music stylings of Miss Britney Spears, and we certainly do not care for that noise the White Rapper makes, but we are honestly a little sad to see this house go up for sale. For it means two things: 1.) Their sincere and intense love affair and marriage really is over. And 2.) We’re all likely to be seeing even more of Britney’s drunken cooch on parade at clubs all over Hollywood. Lawhd help us all.