Hold on to your britches bitches because while hairiffic billionaire Donald Trump preens to the press about the sale of Maison de L’Amitie in Palm Beach for a reported $100,000,000 (we’re still hearing $90,0o0,000, but what does Your Mama know?) another elephantine real estate transaction is reported to be going down in London’s ritzy West End that makes Mister Trump’s high octane deal look like a damn cardboard box is changing hands.
According to tawdry British tabloid The Sun, a gigantic Georgian style house on super swank Kensington Palace Gardens is thisclose to being sold for £117,000,000, a staggering number which Your Mama’s bejeweled and bedazzled abacus reveals converts to a record breaking and mind numbing $231,207,210.
The Sun goes on to gossip that the rumored buyer of the behemoth brick pile, which happens to sit just a few doors down from Princess Diana’s former home, is none other that Indian born billionaire and steel magnate Lakshmi Mittal, a ridiculously rich man who already owns a large and lavish 12 bedroom spread on Kensington Palace Gardens that he bought in 2004 for a reported £67,000,000. (That’s $132,400,710 at today’s rate, kids.)
Although Moneybags Mittal denies being the buyer for the six story single family residence, The Sun reports he has recently been rooting around the better districts of London looking to pick up an expensive house for his 32 year old son Aditya. The article also states that the house is currently owned by American ex-pat hedge hog Noam Gottesman and that the big deal includes all the furnishings and an art collection, a situation that will certainly spare Mister Mittal the Younger the trouble of finding a nice gay decorator to do the place over.
Which is sort of a shame really, because Your Mama imagines that a re-do by Mister Mittal the Younger would employ dozens of decorators, designers, architects and artisans for several years to come.
But before all the fancy fey decorators start ringing up Mister Mittal’s people begging for work, let’s wait and see if there will be any confirmation about whether this huge house was bought by the steel baron after all.