Looks like married comedians Tom Segura and Christina “P” Pazsitzky are searching for funny new pastures. The hosts of the popular “Your Mom’s House” podcast have flipped their nearly-new Pacific Palisades home onto the market with a $6.85 million pricetag, a few hairs above the $6.7 million they paid for the place barely a year ago, back in December 2019. Since then, however, the couple have announced their decision to leave L.A. in favor of Austin, Texas, the new home base for an increasing number of ex-SoCal comedian transplants.
Described as a “custom modern farmhouse” in the listing, the nearly 6,000-square-foot mansion was completed in 2016 and has already been resold three times since. The home’s first owner, beer heiress Romaine Orthwein — she’s a great-great-granddaughter of Anheuser-Busch founder Adolphus Busch — only held onto the place for a short while before flipping it to Tim and Tricia Stone, he the former Snapchat CFO who subsequently became CFO of Ford Motor Co. before leaving to join software firm ASAPP.
The next (and current) owners were Segura and Pazsitzky, who don’t appear to have made many changes to the house beyond the typical redecorating and furniture refresh. Listings held by Alexandra Pfeifer of Sotheby’s note that behind a smoked-glass driveway gate lies an attached garage with a whopping 1,100 square feet of space — not included in the home’s total square footage — with ample room for four cars. There’s also a very petite front yard with a sloped patch of grassy lawn and some tall perimeter hedges for privacy.
Spanning three full floors, the boxy house offers a modern, California-cool aesthetic with crisp white walls and ceiling punctuated by recessed LED lights, in addition to French oak hardwood floors and stylish bifold glass doors that blend the indoors and outside.
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Image Credit: Redfin A living room connects to a formal dining area with a convenient bar slathered in marble. Beyond that, a butler’s pantry separates the dining space from the kitchen, which is outfitted with an island and custom countertops and cabinetry, in addition to the expected top-of-the-line array of Bosch, Wolf, and SubZero appliances.
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Image Credit: Redfin Across from the kitchen, a family room is warmed by a fireplace; bifold doors spill out to a backyard with lovely views of neighboring Portrero Canyon. While the .17-acre lot is rather small — though very typical for this tightly-packed Palisades neighborhood — the yard is nicely landscaped with a dog run-sized grassy lawn, a rose garden, and an infinity-edged swimming pool with inset spa.
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Image Credit: Redfin As for the home’s basement level, it’s party ready with a giant movie theater and wet bar, plus a gym with bathroom facilities for convenient boozy workouts.
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Image Credit: Redfin But the real magic happens upstairs, in the home’s uppermost level, where a dynamic master suite boasts spectacular views of the surrounding community. A private wraparound balcony adds to the visual pizazz, as do dual showroom closets and a magazine-worthy bathroom with all the latest conveniences.
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Image Credit: Redfin A large rooftop deck, perfect for vertigo-inducing parties, completes the impressive real estate package.
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Image Credit: Redfin Segura and Pazsitzky previously owned a relatively modest starter house in a leafy pocket of L.A.’s Woodland Hills neighborhood, bought in 2016 for $1.6 million and sold last year for $1.9 million to NFL linebacker Cassius Marsh.