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Things Getting Hot For Paris Hilton And Afrojack

January 2, 2012
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Ruh rohhhhh.  They’re supposedly only friends but according to one onlooker, things are getting HOT for Paris Hilton and DJ Afrojack.  The two cuties partied it up in Miami to ring in the New Year and were spotted getting rather…cozy?

According to the Daily Mail, the heiress and Afrojack were smooching up a storm and even shared a VIP penthouse suite.  You all know what THAT means.

Jk.  We have no clue.

They also had a lovely dinner with a group of people, supposedly kissing and holding handsies throughout the meal.  So presh.  AND the DM is saying that they even kissed at midnight—in front of everyone!  Dude, where’s the picture of that?!?

Paris later tweeted about the night, saying, “Had the best New Years Eve ever! @DJAfrojack at The W then @TheRealIngrosso at @LIVMiami then to after party at @IamDiddy’s house. So fun!:)”

Great.  Rub it in.  That’s just fabulous.  Things are getting hot for Paris Hilton and Afrojack and she got to chill with all these celebs on NYE and my life sucks.  It’s so shameful.

Congrats to the (supposed) lovebirdsss!  xoxo

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Paris Hilton At The Wynn

December 31, 2011
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In case everyone forgot, Paris Hilton was arrested in 2010 for cocaine possession (I knew you forgot about that) at The Wynn Hotel and was subsequently and very formally banned from the Wynn properties. Ha! Steve Wynn really showed her.

But the other night, Ms. Hilton was spotted partying the night away at Surrender, one of the Wynn’s awesome, awesome clubs. So many were left wondering what the heck happened! Because if I know anything, it’s that once you’re banned from a Vegas hotel, the second you step foot into it, they arrest the crap out of you and make you leave. Code red! Paris Hilton at the Wynn!

Well okay, maybe they don’t. But they notice immediately and escort you to the exit.

And according to TMZ, all is now well in Paris Hilton Vegas paradise! Steve Wynn’s rep confirms, “Paris is welcome on the Wynn properties now.”

Well now I’m left wondering how come, but I guess maybe Steve was just being nice and figured, “Hey, Paris has literally nothing else going on in her life besides partying and trying to be relevant so I guess we should just give her the gift of walking through our hotels.”

But I will admit, I’m liking the forgiveness attitude. It’s impressive. And because this ban is lifted, we can all rejoice that Paris Hilton is at the Wynn once more. Oh, that doesn’t effect you? I guess it doesn’t effect me either. Shucks.

DIRTRIBUTOR: Sam

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Paris Hilton Partying It Up At Surrender

December 29, 2011
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We all giggled a little bit when everyone’s favorite heiress famous for…nothing…was banned from all Wynn properties a little over a year ago after she got busted with cocaine outside The Wynn Hotel.  We giggled that she was kicked to the curb.  We didn’t giggle about the cocaine.  Just to clarify.

But it looks like all has been forgiven now, because TMZ obtained photos of Paris Hilton partying it up at Surrender inside the Encore last night.  A rep for Wynn told TMZ, “Paris is welcome on the Wynn properties now.”  Well isn’t that nice?!?

It’s cool that everyone is back to being BFFs now, as the heiress Paris doesn’t like knowing that there’s a club she’s forbidden from attending.  She’s a celebrity, gosh darnit, and she wants to get obliterated and flash her buried treasure to the photogs wherever she wants, whenever she wants!  So THERE!

Jk.  PHilton has been very well-behaved lately, staying out of trouble and giving us very little to make fun of her for.  Quite an accomplishment, considering how talented we are.  We give you major props, girlfriend, for playing things cool and being a good little heiress.

Even though Paris Hilton was partying it up at Surrender this week, rest assured she received an A+ for good manners.

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Paris Hilton’s Hot Pillows

December 10, 2011
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At Paris Hilton’s Christmas party, Sofia Coppola was so impressed with the décor that she kept snapping iphone photos.  The NY Post reports Paris has huge sofa pillows with images of who else?  Paris Hilton, and Sofia wanted some snaps of herself sitting against the pillows.

Now those are hot pillows, Paris Hilton!  If they were any warmer, they’d be those three-setting massage pillows with heat that you can order if you call right now, 2 for 1 and free shipping, but that’s not all…

The Post reports that “Coppola continued going through the house, taking photos of Hilton’s walls, perfumes and other objects, and was amazed to discover the Paris-theme nightclub on the top floor.”

Amazing that an incredible narcissist would have a home dedicated to her wonderfulness complete with hot pillows that scream Paris Hilton?  Where have you been, Ms. Coppola?  We would expect nothing less from a Parisian abode.

DIRTRIBUTOR:  Stephanie Sharf

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Another Drug Smuggler Busted.

December 10, 2011
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Friends, if you’re going to try to sneak drugs across the border, you’re going to have to be a LITTLE smarter than this.

Another drug smuggler was busted trying to bring seven pounds of meth from Mexico to the US and to throw people off his scent, he hid every last bit of it in a suitcase his trunk cans of nacho cheese and jalapenos, according to npr.

He (I assume it’s a he because no woman could ever be this banging stupid) thought he’d pull a fast one on the US Customs and Border Protection officials but they were able to confirm the meth by X-ray and found it to be valued at $140,000, according to the LA Times.

DAMN.  That’d pay some nice bills.

When the police asked the smuggler to ‘splain himself, he merely asked for some chips and a napkin.

According to the report, cops bust drug smuggler trying to hide their stash in all sorts of objects—food, compartments, human bodies.  Man.  At least Hollywood users like Paris Hilton just keep their drugs in their purses.

And so, another one bites the dust.  I’m assuming this gentleman is in jail.  He asked to keep the cheese but offered the cops the jalapenos.

Those give him diarrhea.

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