Mariah Carey Definitely Knows How To Shop

Look–when you’re married to Mariah Carey, who I only want to refer to as “Mariah freaking Carey,” I think it’s safe to say that life is pretty a-okay. Unfortunately, nature can take its toll on the party but when it does, MC is ready and willing to make everything awesome again. Go her! According to Perez Hilton, Mariah has bought husband Nick Cannon quite the get well gift following his struggle in and out of the hospital from a kidney infection. I was feeling so bad for the guy, being stuck inside and not feeling well. But after hearing this, I’m kind of thinking hey, that’s not too bad of a deal! Carey gifted her…