Charlie Sheen Taking Back Ashton Kutcher Criticisms


You’ll recall that Warner Bros. fired off a cease and desist letter to our favorite warlock ordering him to STOP using “Two and a Half Men” pictures to promote his new show.  After that happened, Charlie shot back by calling their show a steaming pile of ass and later ripping on not only the writing, but star Ashton Kutcher as well.

Even though he initially said that it wasn’t really Ashton’s fault that he was stuck with such awful writing, he still feels bad for dragging him into the mess and is now [sort of] apologizing for his harsh words.  He wrote in a letter (shared by Perez Hilton):

Dear Ashton,

My bad.

I was disrespectful to a man doing his best.

I got excited and I threw you into the crossfire, but the rest of my statement I stand behind. You however, deserve better.

Safety in your travels good sir.

CS

Aw.  That’s…sweet.  So he’s still ticked off at the show and the network, but at least Charlie Sheen is taking back his Ashton Kutcher criticisms.  That was nice of him.  After all, Ashton didn’t really do anything to him, right?

Charlie Sheen Thinks His Old Show Sucks


Charlie Sheen was being reeeeally nice for a while.  Too nice.  It was making me uncomfortable.  He was being sooo supportive of “Two and a Half Men” and Ashton Kutcher and everyone behind the show and…come on.

But after Warner Bros. recently fired off a cease and desist letter to Sheen and the rehabilitated warlock referred to their show as a “steaming pile of ass,” it looks like he officially no longer feels the need to play nice.  The Daily Mail quotes him telling TMZ, “I’m tired of lying…I’m tired of pretending the show doesn’t suck…I’m tired of pretending Ashton doesn’t suck.  It’s nothing personal…I just feel bad for him. He’s saddled with such bad writing.”

So let’s see: He’s ripped on the network, the writers, the star…Who else??  Do you think Charlie has the right to be pissed?  It’s hard to take sides.  When he lost his mind, he utterly destroyed his relationship with them.  You can’t blame them for being irritated and having a lower tolerance these days.

But then Charlie tried to patch things up.  Was it too little, too late?  It doesn’t sound like Warner Bros. is willing to work with him on this, and it doesn’t sound like Sheen really cares to play nice anymore.  I can’t say I’m shocked that even after being so sweet, Charlie Sheen thinks his old show sucks.

What do you think?  Team Charlie or Team Warner Bros.?

Charlie Sheen’s Kind Words For Warner Bros.


THERE’S the Charlie we love!!

The Masheen seriously turned a new leaf and since realizing that he was completely unhinged and he started making a comeback, he’s been uncomfortably nice to the people that he used to threaten with death.  But that don’t mean you wanna mess with him.

You probably read that Warner Brothers sent him a cease and desist letter when they learned that Sheen was using pics of himself from “Two and a Half Men” to promote his new show, “Anger Management.”  Welp, Charlie responded—and he didn’t exactly kiss them on the head and say, “Okay, sweetie.”  So what were Charlie Sheen’s kind words for Warner Bros?  Per TMZ:

“I’m thrilled.  It insulates me from having to redundantly see myself in the idiotic bowling shirt.  Perhaps if Warner Bros. spent as much time and energy focusing on THEIR show, it wouldn’t be such a steaming pile of ass.”

That’s right.  He just referred to their sitcom as “a steaming pile of ass.”  I’m in love with this man.  I’m not exactly sure whose side I’m on here, but I seriously laughed so hard when I heard his comment that I don’t really care.  Steaming pile of ass… LOL!!!!

Brooke Mueller Is Finally Squashing Her Demons


So within a span of, like, 24 hours, sources went from “confirming” that Demi Moore had checked in at the Cirque Lodge in Utah to “confirming” that she was definitely not there.  In other words, these sources are completely clueless.

But you know who IS at the Cirque Lodge, at least until another “source” “confirms” otherwise?  Brooke Mueller.  And according to TMZ, she’s kicking some major substance abuse butt since entering the rehab center on December 12th.

People close to Brooke told the site that she’s feeling confident about this trip and is certain she’s turning a new leaf, because she chose to go to rehab all on her own.  The is supposedly her longest stint yet (and hopefully her last), and she’s planning on another 30-45 days at Cirque.

Meanwhile, her twinsies are spending time with daddy Charlie Sheen, who seems to be doing excellent these days as well.  He finally got the hole in his teeth fixed and we haven’t heard him utter “Winning!!!!” once.  Thank God.

We hope the story is true and that Brooke Muelle is finally squashing her demons.  We want her to get better—for herself and for her kids.  Go get ‘em, Brooke!

Charlie Sheen Is Calling Other People Strange? Umm, Wow…


Well gosh, I’m not even sure how to start this. We all remember when Charlie literally lost his mind last year, as evident by his insane interviews, weird catch phrases, and “Goddesses”–aka gross, dirty sloots

But now it appears that Sheen is “normal” and can now be seen talking about all of us like we’re the weird ones. Seriously? Charlie Sheen is calling other people strange? Umm, wow…Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

According to the Los Angeles Times, Charlie recently spoke about how he is “not crazy anymore.” But that’s not all he said. He is quoted saying, “I find it really strange now when someone comes up to me in the supermarket and says, ‘Winning!’”

Really Charlie? Because we found it really strange when you started saying crap like “Winning!” in the first place. You are the strange one, Mr. Sheen–not I.

But I guess I’m kind of happy that Charlie has declared himself sane yet again, because I think we all really needed some calming forces from him. Ha. I’m kidding. I don’t think Charlie Sheen is the guy you get calming forces from. But hey–as long as he’s getting it together for the kiddies and has stopped letting Boobs One and Boobs Two take care of his small children, I’m into it.

DIRTRIBUTOR: Sam

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