Blue Ivy Is Definitely Luckier Than Us

Did you think that Beyonce and Jay-Z’s baby was going to have a normal, ordinary life like you and I had when we were little?  Did you think Bey was going to wipe little Blue Ivy’s poopy butt and catch dripping boogers and wipe the spit-up and do all that other fun stuff that mothers get to do with their newborns? LOL! You had to know that the queen diva was going to get some MAJOR help with her baby, and now Perez Hilton is saying that Beyonce has hired SIX NANNIES to help her out.  That’s SIX—as in, not one, two, three, four, or five.  SIX.  S-I-X, SIX!!!!!!! This wasn’t enough for Dirt, so…