Scarlett Johansson’s Got A New Man. Great.

So everybody is pooping their pants over the fact that Scarlett Johansson has been seen for the last few months out and about inNew York Citywith a new man. Guys, she was bound to find one at some point.

Anyway, according to I’m Not Obsessed, this guy’s name is Nate Naylor and he is some sort of advertising executive, whatever that means. Basically he wears a suit. I guess they’ve been seen at various restaurants and lounges together, holding hands and doing the couple’s thing.

I have to say, I’m happy for her. He is obviously not famous and seems pretty low-key, and I think that’s exactly what someone like Scarlett needs.Hollywoodis like a huge, horny, rich-as-hell high school where everybody gets to sleep with each other because everybody is hot and it’s fun.

But something tells me that Scarlett wanted to transfer schools when her marriage to Ryan Reynolds fell apart, and then she had to read every magazine and see pictures of him now banging Blake Lively. That can’t feel good.

So Scarlett Johansson’s got a new man. Great. Shocking. Wow.

DIRTRIBUTOR: Sam