Scarlett Johansson Has A Hot New Man!

I love all of the stories that have been circulating the last several months that Scarlett is bitter, depressed, lonely, and insanely jealous that ex-husband Ryan Reynolds has found lust with Blake Lively.  She’s desperate to get him back, wants Sandra Bullock to stay away from him, and hasn’t been able to move on.

Except……not quite.

Scarlett Johansson has a hot new man, and TooFab has the photo to prove it!  Johansson was seen holding hands and strolling through New York this past weekend with the cutie-pa-tootie, who remains a mystery to all of us.  In true Johansson fashion, she’s with a dude that looks a little older, but…wait.  What…what’s that?  Is that a…SMILE on her face????

You mean she ISN’T bitter and depressed and lonely and insanely jealous and desperate and unable to move on?????  Who knew?!

It seems to be quite a change compared to the other guys she’s been with, who were all ridiculously famous.  Maybe being with someone that nobody knows will be a good switch for her.

Rock on, girlfriend!  You look gawgeous.