Scarlett Johansson Exposed Via Hacked Cellphone Pics

The dreams of men everywhere, and I’m sure some women as well, have come true today. Naked pictures of Scarlett Johansson have been leaked and spread like wildfire over the Internet. ScarJo is the latest of at least 50 celebrities to fall victim to the big hacker scandal that has gone on recently and now she’s paying the price. If you listen really closely, you can hear horny teenagers around the world rejoicing.

If you were lucky enough to get an eyeful of the pictures before her publicist had them almost instantly removed from all websites, you got to see two pictures that the 26-year-old actress had no intention of you ever seeing. Both shots, taken by ScarJo herself, clearly display some T&A for a lucky recipient’s viewing pleasure and now for the rest of the world’s viewing pleasure as well. I wonder who they were intended for. Somewhere Ryan Reynolds is thinking, “Been there, done that.” I have to honest, I am very disappointed in Scarlett. I thought she was smarter than that, but I guess everyone has the right to get their freak on. The worst part about it though is that I heard she may have turned down the role in ‘The Rum Diaries’ with Johnny Depp because of the scenes where she would have to be naked. Now everyone has seen your lady bits and you didn’t even get paid to make out with Johnny Depp. That’s a damn shame.

The FBI has been working on this hacker situation for some time now and believe they are close to finding the culprits. Other celebs to be exposed by this hacker ring have included Christina Aguilera, Vanessa Hudgens, and Miley Cyrus. How about you stop taking nude pictures of yourselves, ladies? Let’s use our heads. Take a cue from Julianne Hough. Her pictures were leaked as well with the worst of them being her in a bikini. I think she wore smaller outfits on Dancing with the Stars. Once people find you boring, then you don’t have to worry about them hacking into your private stash anymore.

So ladies, we have once again been shown that taking naked pictures is not a good idea. Will that stop any of you? Of course not. I have a feeling that a lot more pictures are going to start to surface if these hackers aren’t brought to justice soon. These young stars can’t seem to keep their clothes on and their cellphones out of their hands.

DIRTRIBUTOR: Gina Kelly