Rumors That Beyonce Gave Birth

Rumors started flying earlier today that Beyonce gave birth.  Or was in labor.  Or was having contractions.  Or maybe it was just gas.  We don’t really know.  But we DO know for sure that it’s a girl.  Or boy.  And she’s definitely having one kid.  Or possibly twins.

So what sparked this rumor?  We have no freakin’ clue, to be honest.  But it was earlier confirmed that the rumor was untrue.  And then it was confirmed that the confirmation confirming that the rumor was untrue was also untrue.  In other words, no one really knows anything for certain yet.  But take a few minutes to Google “Beyonce gives birth” and you’ll see that quite a few people are chatting about it.  But only a little.

So with all the rumors that Beyonce gave birth circulating, I guess all we can do is wait to hear from Beyonce herself.  Or see her show up at a restaurant with a mysteriously flatter stomach, bags under her eyes, and a teeny tiny human being somewhere nearby.

If you DID give birth, B, CONGRATS!!!!!!!1111

If not, JK!