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Nancy Grace: “LOCK LINDSAY AWAY FOREVERRRR!!!!!” (Or Something.)


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Nancy Grace: “LOCK LINDSAY AWAY FOREVERRRR!!!!!” (Or Something.)

Nancy Grace

Nancy Grace took a break from having her nipples fall out on Dancing with the Stars to give her opinion on the latest goings on of everyone’s favorite criminal: Lindsay Lohan.

“I think they will send Lindsay back to jail because she’s violated so many times. They tend to keep probation violations in [jail] most of the time. Don’t pull a tiger by the tail, because once you do, you can’t hold on and let it go, and that’s what she’s done.”

Okay so…I’m not quite sure what that whole thing about the tiger means, but it’s bad, whatever it is.  Nancy Grace Us With Your Nipples has a point.

Grace has expressed before her dissatisfaction with how the justice system affords celebrities a different set of rules.  Stars do such crazy things because they know that they can get away with it.  Even if they DO make it to jail, most are out after five minutes because of “overcrowding” or “good behavior” or “sleeping with the sheriff.”

We’ll find out soon enough if Lindsay’s finally gone too far.





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