Lindsay Lohan
You know your life is shiz when a homeless shelter doesn’t want your help.
According to Perez Hilton, Judge Stephanie Sautner told Lindsay Lohan that she had contacted a shelter called Good Shepherd Center in LA to hopefully get her some more volunteer work. And get this: They don’t want her! Bahaha!
A rep for the shelter said, “We tend to look for mature people who our residents can look up to as a role model…We want to make sure we have someone with good morals…Initially, when the call about Lindsay Lohan came in, I thought, well, we give all people here a second chance. And then I thought…Lindsay has had about 10 chances…so we decided not to let her volunteer here.”
That is just embarrassing. This is what happens when you continually eff up. Even homeless people don’t want to be near you.
LiLo’s doing just fine though. The morgue is letting her continue on with her community service there, presumably because all of the dead people inside can’t object to it. She’ll probably spend a few hours in jail, if that. And she has yet another chance to redeem herself without being sentenced to another 270 days.
Not bad for a criminal, right?
