Today, yet another celebrity was suddenly and unexpectedly declared dead. The victim was Charlie Sheen. At first, no one was surprised because, well, it’s Charlie Sheen.
But then details started to emerge of the death being a result of a snowboarding accident and suddenly people were all “Wtf?” and “Hold the phone” and we all discovered that the website which “broke” this tragic news was indeed one giant joke.
A few months ago, I don’t think any of us would’ve been too shocked to find Charlie face-down in his own vomit with a crack pipe in one hand and a stripper’s thong in the other. But these days, he’s cleaning up his act, focusing on being a good daddy, making peace with the people he once threatened with death, and getting his career back in line.
So no, Charlie Sheen is not dead. But thanks for asking.