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Justin Bieber Says All Girls Are Princesses


Justin Bieber Says All Girls Are Princesses  Annnnnd get ready to hate your boyfriend in 3, 2, 1.

As if we didn’t already have enough reasons to love this kid, he goes and outdoes himself in the cuteness department.  In his new interview with Seventeen magazine, Justin Bieber says that all girls are princesses, and that’s how he aims to treat girlfriend Selena Gomez.  Via OK Magazine:

“I’m just trying to make her happy, that’s all.”

The Biebs added, “I think it’s important to make all women feel like they’re princesses, because every girl is a princess. I’m serious.”

And I’m serious when I say: Marry me.

How precious is it that JB is so focused on being the best boyfriend possible?  You can bet that he showers her with attention—and that’s exactly what she deserves!  Gomez is an angel; and you know that she’s the best girlfriend, too.

But should they break up, I’ll happily date Justin.  Or Selena.  Or both.  Just throwing that out there.

 

Kim Kardashian & Kanye’s Relationship A Publicity Stunt


Kim Kardashian & Kanye’s Relationship A Publicity Stunt  It wouldn’t be the first time she’s been accused of faking a relationship for the sake of publicity and exposure.  We would hope that by now, she’s learned her lesson—but you never know.  Now, sources are saying that Kim Kardashian and Kanye’s relationship is a publicity stunt, and they’ve got us seriously wondering….

HollywoodLife supposedly spoke to a source close to Kim’s soon-to-be ex-hubby Kris Humphries, who claimed that the whole relationship is being staged merely for business:

“Whether or not they are in a real relationship, it’s a publicity stunt to sell records on his part and more importantly for her, to divert people from talking about her divorce. If anyone deserves each other, it’s these two. They both love publicity and material things.”

The insider pointed out that Kim and Kanye’s public appearances together and rumors of a romance started the day his new song dropped, adding that this was “no coincidence.”

He/she even went so far as to accuse the couple of being the ones who have tipped off the photogs to their whereabouts!

HL also says that they even have a source from the Kardashian’s side claiming that the whole thing is fake, accusing Kris Jenner of once again being the puppet master.  “…believe me, everything that family does calculated.”

Oy vey.  We hope, hope, HOPE that this isn’t true.  Kim has made some big mistakes, but we hope to see her learn from them and become a better person because of them.  This would be a horrible choice and a major step back.

Be careful, you two!  The truth always comes out…

Miley Cyrus Has An Eating Disorder Now


Miley Cyrus Has An Eating Disorder Now  First she was fat.  She was photographed in her bikini looking…totally normally…and BOOM!—fat.  Most recently, she was snapped post-workout looking a little slimmer, so clearly, Miley Cyrus has an eating disorder now.

…Isn’t that how it works?

TooFab says that she posted a pic on her Twitter page where she’s holding a bag of Carl’s Jr. (yum), and the caption with it reads, “I can’t eat it. So I’m just gonna smell the s*** out of it! My mouth is LITERALLY watering.”

Immediately, people started screaming anorexia.  The rumors ran so wild that she then tweeted about THAT: “For everyone calling me anorexic I have a gluten and lactose allergy. It’s not about weight it’s about health. Gluten is crapppp anyway!”

She later continued with another tweet aimed at her sister: “U saw how much I ate today at Easter lunch but all of it was healthy and even more fulfilling! Health is happiness!”

How much longer are people going to target this girl for her body?  She’s too fat.  She’s too skinny.

SHE’S FINE.  You can NEVER please everyone, and there will always be people starting rumors about you. But do you see why so many women in Hollywood have body image issues?  She’s a normal, healthy girl.  Leave her alone!

We got yo back, gurl.  Way to stay healthy.

Why Carrie Underwood Tours Without Her Husband


Why Carrie Underwood Tours Without Her Husband  Sure, he’s doing his own thing; but I’ve always wondered why he doesn’t join her on the road.  Is it because they need time apart?  Is the distance good for them?

Pfft.  Gimme a break!  It’s because he just hates being on a bus!!!!  So THAT’S why Carrie Underwood tours without her husband!

Carrie recently interviewed with Vegas magazine and told them of hubby Mike Fisher (via the Daily Mail), “We see each other as much as we can, but he’s not one for road life. He can’t really sleep on the bus. You can’t have a giant bed in the back, so I’m like, ‘You’re touching me! Go away. What are you doing? Scoot over!’”

And the boredom gets to him too: “I think if he ever comes out with us on tour for any length of time, I’m going to have to find him something to do!”

So if you’re hearing rumors that there’s trouble in the marriage because Mike didn’t accompany her on tour, don’t believe them—he doesn’t want to!!!

But don’t worry—Carrie isn’t alone.  She always travels with her dogs Ace and Penny, so she has plenty of company while she’s out on the road. <3

Miley Cyrus Considering Moving Back To Nashville


Miley Cyrus Considering Moving Back To Nashville  Are you hyperventilating?  Me too.  She can’t leave LA…but at the same time, I wouldn’t blame her one bit.

We learned today that Miley Cyrus is considering moving back to Nashville.  How do we know this?  She said so herself!  OK Magazine pointed out that Miley recently tweeted, “Highly considering moving back to Nashville. I can’t stand these D Bag paparazzi anymore. Couldn’t even take my dog on a walk today.”

Dang, that really does suck.  She’s human—she needs her space and privacy too!  Cyrus has always been cool with fans, and she’s even pretty patient with the photogs.  But you have to draw the line somewhere.  If you’re pissing off a sweetheart like Miley, then you’re clearly invading her bubble!

Although Dirt can understand her dilemma and we just want Miley to be happy, we’re still selfish buttholes who want her in LA.  So LAY OFF, you media leeches!

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