Btw, Kesha, You Smell Like Poop (Jk)
I love it when celebrities have a bad case of word vomit. They say more than we would ever want to hear and yet we love it anyway. It’s kind of like seeing your kid walk for the first time, only not. “DID THAT JUST HAPPEN????!!?”
WonderWall has this fabulous series they do called “Who Said It,” and they recently posted an “Oversharers Edition.” They list quotes from celebs that are definitely TMI and allow you to guess who said it, giving you two choices. You make your guess and WW tells you if you’re correct or not, also giving you the percentages of how many people chose each celeb. I picked the four quotes that entertained me the most, including who my guess was and whether I was correct or not:
1.) “I think my dog may be trying to slowly poison me with her a– gas. I’m afraid to sleep.”
The options for who said this were Blake Lively and Olivia Wilde. I went with Blake and was totally—WRONG! I guess Wilde is the gassier of the two. Although in my defense, a whopping 49% thought it was Lively…
2.) “After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my, um, precious lady. It shined like a disco ball.”
Sounds like something Lady Gaga does every night, right? And 59% of voters agreed with me—except we’re all idiots. The hottie who said this is the one and only…Jennifer Love Hewitt!
3.) “Just finished laser hair removal… Gotta love being Armenian!”
You’d think this would be Khloe Kardashian, as she seems to be the most candid, outgoing of the fam. But nope—it was the sister that most of us don’t like nearly as much: Kim. Congrats on being hairy, Kim. (Close one, though. Khloe had 48% of votes.)
4.) “Dammit, forgot to brush my teeth again. I smell like poo. Bummer.”
This one was pretty easy. Everyone knows that Kesha is a dirtball. Btw, Kesha, you smell like poop no matter what. (Jk.) 72% of the people voted for her, leaving a wimpy 28% for Katy Perry, who we KNOW brushes her teeth on a regular basis.
Get over to WonderWall and see how you do on the others. Good luck!!
