And Scarlett Johansson Finds Another Loser BF…
It had to happen. Two months weeks days without a man is an eternity for Scarlett Johansson. There’s no such thing as being “between boyfriends” for this chick unless she’s doing stuff we don’t write about here. If you remember, after dating Josh Hartnett, she married and then broke up with Ryan Reynolds only to land in the gnarly arms of the much older Sean Penn. Yuck.
Then she freed herself from Penn’s aging clutches only to romp with the likes of actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt and more recently, British rocker Dan White.
And we’re thrilled to report today, Scarlett HoJohansson continues her adventures in datingland and finds another loser bf. She was seen strolling around New York this weekend with a mystery man named “Nate”–tall, strong-jawed, with a rather grim set to his mouth. Check him out here. The Daily Mail says they hung out all weekend and walked around looking relaysh.
Such a stylish dresser, in his black hoodie and jeans. Does Scarlett know how to pick ‘em or whaaatttt? The shoes with the orange trim scream “I’m here in full gear!”
Wait a sec!!! ScarJo is a Woody Allen freak–he truylee lurves the gal and puts her in as many movies as he can get away with–and Woody ALWAYS goes neutral. He abhors pastels and wants to be surrounded by brown, grey, black. According to ex-wife Mia Farrow in her book What Falls Away, to wear something pink or orange would be unthinkable in his presence. Notice ScarJo’s mainly grey outfit in these pics. Is she not Woodyish in the extreme?
We’ll bet Scarlett had a few choice words with this new bf about his orange-tipped shoes!
But it’s not just about the clothes. Study this closeup of Mr. X from toofab. Notice the grim lips and how they form a line. ScarJo is smiling but Mr. Goodcheer remains heavy in mood. We’re calling BODYGUARD here!!! This is an ex-cop or off-duty cop. Not a boyfriend, but ScarJo has decided to fake us out and hold his hand and look all relaysh.
Ok, Scarlett, our patience is wearing a bit thin. You’ve had yer fun with the Daily Mail, toofab, and Dirt today. Congrats. But the orange shoes did you in, chickiepoo.
If that was yer real guy, you wouldna let him outta the house with those suckers on in case you ran into your god that walks, Woody Allen. Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively you could handle…but the look on the Woodster’s face when he saw those glorified tennies would be more than you could bear. Just fess up, okay? We’ll forgive you this one time, doll.
DIRTRIBUTOR: Stephanie Sharf
